Anonymous Man: Tip of the day

6/23/2012

STOP SAYING.. "MAN, I'M OLD"

Saying you're old is not only a completely mindless statement that only creates a mindless response.. But if there are people older than you around, they may be insulted.

The only time it's okay to say you're old is if you can actually recall a time before Elvis.

Otherwise, use all that energy your wasting yapping about how old you are, and take your ass to the gym, trust me you'll feel young again in no time.